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naughty-chekov:

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imaginebonesmccoy:

naughty-chekov:

imaginebonesmccoy:

Yesterday I got my wisdom teeth out and I sounded like Kirk
“Womulan?”
“Numb tongue?”
“Daamit”

This makes me less afraid to ultimately get mine out

Are you actually getting yours out soon or what?

Not…

NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BLOOD BEING DRAWN ahahaha I’m gonna die

I don’t know if that’s the same for everybody but I had to get a small amount of blood drawn

Think being pricked by a mechanical pencil accidentally? Only it lasts a little longer than you think and you’re like ow no

I just explained my whole appt to Tia I’m sorry if it gave you anxiety or if you panicked but trust me I was the biggest chicken ever and I’m on my second day and I’m doing a lot better just remember they give you pain mess ok

And plus afterward you can eat things like soup broth or pudding and yogurt if you like that stuff (which I do)

posted 1 week ago
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naughty-chekov:

imaginebonesmccoy:

naughty-chekov:

imaginebonesmccoy:

Yesterday I got my wisdom teeth out and I sounded like Kirk
“Womulan?”
“Numb tongue?”
“Daamit”

This makes me less afraid to ultimately get mine out

Are you actually getting yours out soon or what?

Not soon which is frustrating I wanna get it over with but probably within the next couple years

Well the next time you go to the dentist you can ask them about your wisdom teeth after the appt and maybe they’ll tell you when you should get them out

And then they recommend you an oral surgeon (at least they did for me) and then you schedule a consultation where they make you watch a cheesy video (which managed to give me mild anxiety whoops) and then they look at a recent X-ray of your teeth and determine what you’re gonna do

You schedule your appt so you have a week to recover and then you go to the office or whatever and they tell you don’t eat anything or drink anything not even water for 8 hours before and then you rinse your mouth with mouth wash, sit in the chair, they put sticky things on your chest to measure your heart rate, and a thing for you to breath oxygen through

Literally the worst part was getting blood drawn they had to prick me three times and I still have small pin bruises =_= and then you feel tingly from the laughing gas because it’s supposed to numb you (not make you laugh)

And then your eyes go boom black and then you wake up like a minute later and everything is done ^_^ (I was shaking after the medicine and my face hurt but at least I wasn’t dizzy or nauseous)

naughty-chekov:

imaginebonesmccoy:

Yesterday I got my wisdom teeth out and I sounded like Kirk
“Womulan?”
“Numb tongue?”
“Daamit”

This makes me less afraid to ultimately get mine out

Are you actually getting yours out soon or what?

Yesterday I got my wisdom teeth out and I sounded like Kirk
“Womulan?”
“Numb tongue?”
“Daamit”

posted 1 week ago with 30 notes
sluttygirl97:

Me as hell *wink wink*

sluttygirl97:

Me as hell *wink wink*

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